Philly Roller Girls Liberty Belles vs. Texas
Rollergirls Hustlers, April 28th, 2007 In a contest dubbed "the Battle of the
Spandex," a reference to the space-age material that comprises both teams' uniforms,
The Philly Liberty Belles met the challenge posed by The Texas Roller Girls -
the very godmothers of flat track roller derby - this past Saturday night at Feasterville,
PA's Sportplex. The Texans sent one of their home teams, the disco-themed Hustlers,
to take on the all-star travel team of the Philly Roller Girls. The Liberty Belles
have kicked their game into high-gear this season, and entered Saturday's action
with four consecutive WFTDA victories - over New Orleans, Providence, Boston,
and Baltimore - that have moved them to the twelth position in the league's rankings.
The Texas Roller Girls revived and reinvented the sport of roller derby in 2003,
and the Liberty Belles were anxious to round out their first season with a test
against such an established and experienced organization.
Defense and strategy were the name of this game, as only five out of 37 jams
for the bout ran to their two-minute limit. The Belles' Teflon Donna, playing
in her second bout since transferring mid-season from the Carolina Roller Girls,
scored a game-high 37 points in 12 jams, while Mo Pain contributed 32 points over
12 jams. Among Hustlers' jammers, Barbarella led the way with 33 points in 13
jams and Lady Stardust added 20 points in eight jams. At the pivot position, Texas's
Sedonya Face averaged a stellar two points against over the course of her eight
jams as pack leader, followed by Sparkle Plenty's average of 2.43 and seven jams.
On the Belles, Goldieboxxx shut down her opposition with 2.17 points against in
6 attempts - only slightly better than Rosie Bloodbath's 2.25 over eight jams.
From the outset, it was clear that this would be a close and low-scoring bout.
Mo Pain faced off with Barbarella to get things started with a jam that saw Mo
gain Lead Jammer status only to call off the action after 41 seconds and a hard
hit from Slim Kickins. Barbarella ouscored Mo by a margin of three to two, but
the Hustlers' lead would be short-lived. The Liberty Belles took the upper hand
two jams later, when a full two-minute session allowed Goldieboxxx to pick up
six points, raising her team's total to nine, and the strong blocking of her teammates
Dara Licks and Nina Knockout limited Hustlers' jammer Pussy Velour to two for
a team-total of seven. The Hustlers turned the tables on Goldie just three jams
later, when Barbarella claimed Lead Jammer and truly took advantage of the opportunity
it afforded her, scoring seven points in 79 seconds, while hard blocking from
The Crusher and Curvette held Goldie scoreless. Down 15-19 at the start of the
seventh jam, Mo Pain stopped the see-saw and put the Belles ahead for good with
a seven point power-play jam, during which shorthanded Lady Stardust eked out
a single point for her team. Thus began a run of 22 jams, extending into the game's
third period, during which the Belles outscored the Hustlers 47-23 to lead as
many as 20 points. But the Belles knew that the talent and experience of the Hustlers'
skaters meant that they can never be counted out.
The game became a defensive battle in the second period, with low-scoring
jams throughout: no jammer managed to score more than four points (a mark matched
only by Mo Pain, Lady Stardust, and thrice by Teflon Donna) and pack lap totals
were equally low. More often than not, both teams' jammers used Lead status to
call the jams off quickly, thereby resulting in a 10 of 14 jams in which at least
one team was held scoreless - including five occasions on which neither was able
to leave the track with so much as a point for their efforts. This did not detract
from the game, however: in one crucial jam midway through the period, Mo Pain
called off the action at 51 seconds and skated back to her team's bench scoreless
and visibly thrilled with herself. Mo had jammed with Honey St. Claire as her
one and only blocker, while three of their teammates were forced to look on from
the penalty box. With Honey clearing the way, what could have been an opportunity
for Texas to take the lead instead became more momentum for Philadelphia, and
the team finished off the period by shutting the Hustlers out in seven consecutive
jams. At the period's end, the score stood at 57-42 in favor of the Belles.
Starting right where they'd left off, the Belles held the Hustlers scoreless
in the first two jams of the third period, during which Mo and Violet Temper added
another five points to their team's total. From that time forward, however, the
Hustlers looked like a different team entirely. Electra Blu, who pivoted only
twice for Texas earlier in the game, wore the striped helmet four times in the
final nine jams and saw her team pick up 25 points - to Philadelphia's 15 - in
her jams alone. By the end of the period, the tone of the game had changed dramatically
from the tense stalemate in which the teams had been locked 20 minutes earlier.
In the final jam alone, Sparkle Plenty raked in 12 points to Teflon Donna's eight:
the combined 20 points were more than twice the total of any jam in the first
two periods of action.
When the dust had settled, the final score of 89 Belles to 79 Hustlers gave
the home crowd faith that their Belles can compete with anyone at the national
level. Their win streak at five games, Philadelphia now has its eyes on the top
spots of the WFTDA's Eastern division and the invitation to Roller Derby's national
championships later this year in Austin, Texas - the very same town the Hustlers
call home. Are you listening, Austin? Next time, you're hosting!
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2008 Season Schedule
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Super-Roll - Double-Header Expo Bout! (PRG teams take on Charm City Roller Girls squads!)
Doors at 5, Bout at 6pm
Musical entertainment: Grave Mistakes
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Final Scores:
Hookers win, 91-88
Britches lose, 117-80
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Saturday, March 15, 2008
PRG Double-Header! (feat. Carolina Roller Girls team!)
Doors at 6, First Bout at 7pm
Musical entertainment: My Parasites
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Final Scores:
Hookers win, 77-65
Britches win, 98-68
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Sunday, March 30, 2008 Interleague Action!(@ Wilkes-Barre, PA)
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Final Score:
Hookers win, 128-56
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Saturday, April 12, 2008
PRG Double-Header! (feat. Connecticut Rollergirls!)
Doors at 5, First Bout at 6pm
Musical entertainment: Jukebox Zeros
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Final Scores:
Britches win, 123-36
Hookers win, 92-46
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Saturday, April 19, 2008 Interleague Action!(@ New York, NY: LIU-Brooklyn Schwartz Athletic Center, 6:30PM)
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Final Score:
Belles lose, 47-145
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Sunday, April 20, 2008 Interleague Action!(@ Harrisburg, PA)
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Final Score:
Britches win, 142-92
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Saturday, May 3, 2008
PRG Double-Header! (feat. Carolina Roller Girls team!)
Doors at 5, First Bout at 6pm |
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Available now!
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Saturday, May 17, 2008 Interleague Action!(@ Cincinnati, OH)
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Cincinnati tickets via:

TicketMaster.com
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Saturday, June 7, 2008
PRG Season 3 Warrior Cup Championship Double-Header!
Doors at 5, First Bout at 6pm |
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Available now!
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Saturday, June 21 & Sunday, June 22, 2008 Second Annual East Coast Derby Extravaganza!
All Day, Both Days!
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Day & Weekend passes
Available now!
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Saturday, July 19, 2008 Interleague Double-Header!
Doors at 1, First Bout at 2pm Afterparty BBQ and Pool Party until dusk!
Musical entertainment: Black Landlord
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Available now!
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Sunday, August 3, 2008
Interleague Action!(@ Lehigh, PA)
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Ticket sales will be announced by LVRG
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Saturday, August 9, 2008 Interleague Double-Header!
Doors at 1, First Bout at 2pm Afterparty BBQ and Pool Party until dusk!
Musical entertainment: Cyclone 60
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Available now!
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Saturday, September 13, 2008 Interleague Action! Door and bout times TBD
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Available now!
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Saturday, September 27, 2008 Interleague Action!(@ Tucson, AZ)
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Ticket sales will be announced by Tucson Roller Derby
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Friday, October 10 thru Sunday, October 12, 2008 WFTDA Eastern Regionals Tournament!(@ Madison, WI)
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Liberty Belles
represent Philadelphia against opponent/s TBD (as determined by WFTDA rankings)
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Ticket sales will be announced by Mad Rollin' Dolls
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2007 Season Rundown
Saturday,
May 19, 2007
2007 Season Opener!
Doors at 7, Bout at 8pm |
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Final Score:
Hostile City Honeys 100
Heavy Metal Hookers 78 |
Saturday,
June 16, 2007 Furr Brawl Charity Exhibition
Bout
Doors at 7, Bout at 8pm |
Apocalypse Meows
vs.
Devil Dogs
(Featuring guest skaters from other leagues and your favorite Philly Roller
Girls!) |
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Saturday,
July 14, 2007 Fan Appreciation Day!
Bout at 1pm, Afterparty BBQ and Pool Party until dusk! |
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Final
Score:
Broad Street Butchers 126
Hostile City Honeys 85 |
Saturday,
August 4, 2007
Doors at 7, Bout at 8pm |
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Final
Score:
Philthy Britches 113
Broad Street Butchers 94 |
Saturday,
September 15, 2007
Doors at 7, Bout at 8pm |
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Final
Score:
Philthy Britches 85
Heavy Metal Hookers 54 |
Saturday,
October 20, 2007 DOUBLE HEADER - SEMI-FINALS!!!
Doors at 5, Bout at 6pm |
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Final
Scores:
Heavy Metal Hookers 88
Broad Street Butchers 85
Philthy Britches 106
Hostile City Honeys 66
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Saturday,
November 10, 2007 CHAMPIONSHIP DOUBLE
HEADER!!!
Doors at 5, Bout at 6pm |
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Final
Scores:
Philthy Britches 93
Broad Street Butchers 48
Hostile City Honeys 99
Heavy Metal Hookers 44
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