Philly Roller Girls -- All Girls Roller Derby

Val Halla

Team: Heavy Metal Hookers, #17
also Urban Legends (11/13/05) and Scarlet Fever (2/12/06)
Position: Blocker

Sign: Virgo

Age: 22

Favorite Color: "the bruised palette": black, red, blue, purple and sometimes green.

Likes: ROLLER DERBY!!! beer, my boyfriend, punk, beer, chinese food, kicking ass, rum, pirates, rockabilly, guys with big sideburns, metal, heavy metal, when i make people bleed, kegs of beer, cheese, comics, horror movies, burritos, the hooch, free things, ninjas, robots, robot ninjas, robot ninja pirates, dead stuff, my cat, tattoos, video games, the number of the beast, beer, your mom

Dislikes: being fat, stupid people, drunk assholes, dirty mexicans who want to touch my ass while i'm working, budwiser, people who use drugs, girls who make out with eachother at a party for attention, people who have worse manners than me, dave matthews band, mcdonalds, being so drunk i throw up, when people make ME bleed, when my boyfriend is a dick to
me, not being drunk.

Favorite Band: Bouncing Souls among a million others.

Quote: "Uhm... what the fuck?" and/or "I'll rip your spine out through your fuckin face!" 

One Important Fact About Yourself: I am a real blonde

Greatest Accomplishment: I have 2 actually. 1st- being the only person out of my graduating class to not overdose on drugs or have a kid.
2nd- bruce campbell himself told me I was "really very pretty"!! I win at life!

Biggest Weakness: spiders... i hate 'em. that, and second guessing myself and doubting my abilities. and alcohol. somehow i cannot say no to its lure.

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